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Letters To Santa – Day 24

SANTA: Alright, the sleigh’s loaded up with all this useless shit I had to buy at Mecca because my elves can’t figure out the Chinese pictogram instructions to assemble anything!  Let’s get this road on the show!  The faster I … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 16

SEYMOUR: Excuse me, Santa? SANTA: What is it, Seymour?  Can’t you see I’m busy buying bulk boxes of coal from Amazon? SEYMOUR: I just wanted to give you my Christmas wish list, sir. SANTA: That’s not how it works, dumbass!  … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 1

Many places begin the countdown to Christmas around the same time the last summer beer is chugged on Labor Day.  But here at The Nest, we like to do things the traditional way!  Yes, you can quit rolling your eyes … Continue reading

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The Rejects

In a continued attempt to come up with a new regular Friday feature to keep the smartass sarcasm flowing on a day when I should be posting every week, I brainstormed a lot of new ideas that seemed really great … Continue reading

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