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Here Come Da Judges

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading

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Go Directly To Jail

It’s time for The Nest to work its Hump Day hocus pocus and dredge up another pretty picture from Google that will guide us today in another tantalizing edition of Random Image Inspiration.  Let’s use the not-so-secret formula to find … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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