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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/18/18

Day 18: With A Smile On His Face… MITZI: Enjoying the ride, possie wossie? MITZI: Evil Squirrely Whirly, like, asked Mitzi how she would kill Buster, and I totally said I’d pornicate him to death! MITZI: So we’ve, like, been … Continue reading

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A December To Remember

BUSTER: Well… this must be The Big Critter’s office!  I probably better knock at least once before I just barge right on in…. Buster raps lightly on the door as he’s opening it to come inside… BUSTER: Ummmm, Mr. Evil … Continue reading

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