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The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 20

Posted on December 20, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SEYMOUR: Santa, I’ve always wondered…. what’s up with your right eye? SANTA: I’m winking with it, you idiot! SEYMOUR: No Santa, it’s always closed!  I’m curious….. what happened to it? SANTA: Alright, it was an accident due to an unfortunate … Continue reading →

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Crank Callers

Posted on November 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading →

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Here’s Mud In Your Eye

Posted on February 26, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

Wednesday is a pretty random day of the week.  So why not celebrate the day named after a member of the Addams Family with The Nest’s visual roulette wheel known as Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator can’t help me cheat … Continue reading →

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 22

Posted on December 22, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

Like the last roll of toilet paper that you realize too late isn’t enough to do the job, the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar is winding down to its big finish.  There’s only a couple more doors to open, and only … Continue reading →

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