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Leaving The Nest

Bashful’s six week stay at The Nest has finally come to an end, and the gang from the shelf gathers together to see their new friend off… BASHFUL: Well, guys….. I guess this is it.  I have to go back … Continue reading

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Gotta Catch ‘Em All

BASHFUL: Oh, wow!  I can’t believe I can really play Pokemon NO! with Evil Squirrel’s ancient cellphone!  This is gonna be so much fun!  As long as I don’t accidentally fall off the table or get run over by a … Continue reading

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Tales From The Rock

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!  Uncle Bashful!!! BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah.  What a cutie pie she is! CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!! Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”…. BASHFUL: … Continue reading

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The Great Debate

CHIP: Good evening, everyone out there in TV land!  This is Chip Squirrel live on the scene of the 69th Presidential debate of this tightly contested 2016 campaign between the incumbent Uncle Sam and the upstart challenger Bashful.  In the … Continue reading

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Pros At Cons

FUZZYWIG: Step right up!  Step right up!  Try yer luck at the shell game!  You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds! BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins? FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, … Continue reading

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