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Laundry Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir.  I was told you could help me! SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure!  What do you need?  Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween? BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate … Continue reading →

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Pub Rock

Posted on September 30, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

A rock rolls walks into a bar…. BASHFUL: Hey there, baby!  Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol? SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no. BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign? SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!”  Now … Continue reading →

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Make It Rain

Posted on September 25, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

RAINY SKUNK: (Sobbing) Oh, boo hoo!!!  Woe is me!!! CHIPMUNK SQUIRREL: What’s the matter, dear?  Did your deodorant quit on you again? RAINY: Somebody stole my beloved rain gauge!  I always carry it around with me just in case it … Continue reading →

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Meet The Star

Posted on September 18, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Oh my Boulder!  You must be THE Buster Possum!  I’m such a huge fan of yours! BUSTER: Ahhh, my public.  Do you want an autograph or a selfie? BASHFUL: I’m blown away by getting the chance to meet you!  … Continue reading →

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Commercial Rock

Posted on September 16, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age… He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt. He CAN only eat just one…. He knows how to swallow a … Continue reading →

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