Tag Archives: piglove

Pros At Cons

Posted on October 9, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

FUZZYWIG: Step right up! Step right up! Try yer luck at the shell game! You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds! BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins? FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bashful's Adventures | Tagged bacon, bashful, cleveland indians, con artist, corrupt, crooked, cups, fuzzywig, gambling, loser, mascot, pet rock, piglove, raccoon, rock, shady, shell game, slider, sucker | 21 Comments

Laundry Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir. I was told you could help me! SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure! What do you need? Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween? BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate … Continue reading →

Posted in Bashful's Adventures | Tagged bacon, bashful, dryer, fabric softener, final touch, laundry, pet rock, piglove, rainy, rock, skunk, snuggle, snuggle bear, washer | 29 Comments

Make A Wish

Posted on September 23, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Oh, look! A lamp! And like everything else around The Nest, it’s both outdated and dirty! Maybe I should just shine it up a bit here and I can take it to the pawn shop to hock for stripper … Continue reading →

Posted in Bashful's Adventures | Tagged bacon, bashful, booze, genie, george, lamp, magic, mitzi, money, piglove, pink, unicorn, wishes | 32 Comments

What’s In The Box?

Posted on September 7, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

APPLEJACK: Mail call! SCRATCHY: Dafuq is this shit? PRINCESS LUNA: Knowing the hideous squirrel who inhabits this house, it could be almost anything. Viagra…. a bomb… Jimmy Hoffa’s body… SCRATCHY: Dude, there might be some really nasty sex toys in … Continue reading →