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Pub Rock

A rock rolls walks into a bar…. BASHFUL: Hey there, baby!  Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol? SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no. BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign? SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!”  Now … Continue reading

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What’s In The Box?

APPLEJACK: Mail call! SCRATCHY: Dafuq is this shit? PRINCESS LUNA: Knowing the hideous squirrel who inhabits this house, it could be almost anything.  Viagra…. a bomb… Jimmy Hoffa’s body… SCRATCHY: Dude, there might be some really nasty sex toys in … Continue reading

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A Pony Christmas Carol – Part V

Part 1 — Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 Scratchy screamed in terror as she free-fell into the bottomless pit of horrific earworms.  As her brain was being flooded with the worst of Bieber, she tried reaching out … Continue reading

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A Pony Christmas Carol – Part IV

Part 1 — Part 2 — Part 3 Scratchy had no soon pondered the arrival of her final scheduled ghost of the night when she noticed a dark, ominous shadow descend upon her from behind.  She turned slowly to face … Continue reading

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A Pony Christmas Carol – Part III

Part I — Part II With her head half hidden beneath the blanket, Scratchy nervously tried to find the shuteye that had eluded her on this Christmas Eve night.  She knew that only half of her overnight ghostly visitors had … Continue reading

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