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Recipe For Disaster

CHIP: Welcome to….. um, a special Wednesday edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  This episode is in response to Miss Dingleberry’s contest on the Two Spoiled Cats blog where we have to provide the recipe for some really nasty cafeteria food … Continue reading

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Submitted For Your Approval

ROD SERLING???: There is a fifth dimension beyond the Age of Aquarius.  It is a dimension as vast as this wasteland of a blog, and as boring as a Congressional hearing marathon on C-SPAN.  It is a middle ground between … Continue reading

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Meet Buster

It’s time for another invasive, unauthorized biography of one of your favorite Friday fuck ups in The Nest’s Meet the Shelf Critters series!  This week, we’re going to exhume the lives and times of one of the few characters to … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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Rage Against The Machine

It’s just another way too mellow afternoon in Fuzzywig’s den, when his groove is interrupted by a knock on the door… FUZZYWIG: Who can that be?  Everyone knows not to bother me at 4:20.  I hope it isn’t the narcs … Continue reading

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