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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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Retro Nest Comic – January 7, 2016

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on a Thursday, so I figured I’d dig up another old comic from the glory days of this blog when my cartoon gang of characters was providing the entertainment.  Here’s one that … Continue reading

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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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