Tag Archives: possum

An Eye For An Eye

Posted on April 8, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster! How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip! Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged bear, blood, buster, chip, critter, eye, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, moofoo, possum, raccoon, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, unicorn, zeeba | 11 Comments

Undercover Angel

Posted on April 23, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys! I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged angel, blood, buster, critter, evil, funny, fuzzywig, heaven, humor, mitzi, possum, raccoon, ricky, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre | 10 Comments

SCIENCE!

Posted on July 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there! As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature! Yes, definitely more mature! And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, critter, educational, evil, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, possum, raccoon, rainy, science, shadow, shelf, skunk, space, squirrel, theatre, troll, umbreon, unicorn | 27 Comments

Flower Power

Posted on June 26, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit! A flower’s growing on the stage! The boss will … Continue reading →