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Tax Day

UNCLE SAM: Damn the torpedoes!  The Shelf’s treasury is down to its last million bucks.  Looks like it’s time for me to put my vast executive powers to good use and collect some more taxes!  Not too much…. just enough … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Meet Uncle Sam

Happy Thursday to you all, and welcome to another scintillating edition of Meet the Critters, where The Nest exposes all the warts about your favorite inanimate Friday actors!  We have a VIP under the microscope today, the Shelf’s least favorite … Continue reading

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I Approve This Post

TV ANNOUNCER: And we’ll be right back with Real Housewives of Tittybong after these messages! SAM: Hello, I’m Uncle Sam and I want you to elect me as your President!  I’ll stand up for the working people! WORKMAN: So, like, … Continue reading

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