Tag Archives: president

There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Meet Uncle Sam

Happy Thursday to you all, and welcome to another scintillating edition of Meet the Critters, where The Nest exposes all the warts about your favorite inanimate Friday actors!  We have a VIP under the microscope today, the Shelf’s least favorite … Continue reading

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I Approve This Post

TV ANNOUNCER: And we’ll be right back with Real Housewives of Tittybong after these messages! SAM: Hello, I’m Uncle Sam and I want you to elect me as your President!  I’ll stand up for the working people! WORKMAN: So, like, … Continue reading

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The Great Debate

CHIP: Good evening, everyone out there in TV land!  This is Chip Squirrel live on the scene of the 69th Presidential debate of this tightly contested 2016 campaign between the incumbent Uncle Sam and the upstart challenger Bashful.  In the … Continue reading

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Hail To The Deejay

A happy Monday to one and all!  Whether you have the day off or not, we’ve got just what your ears have been waiting all week for… yet another formerly lost earworm straight outta Scratchy’s Smithsonian on The Nest’s Dusty … Continue reading

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