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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 23

We’re so close to Christmas now, that Santa is already warming up the sleigh for the big ride and releasing enough carbon monoxide into the atmosphere to turn his North Pole icecap into a lake.  This is the penultimate edition … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 4

Every day is like Christmas here at The Nest this month…. well, at least until 24th anyway.  It’s time to peel back another not-so-secret compartment in our exceptionally disturbed Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Let’s hope we’re getting something better than … Continue reading

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Come As You Aren’t

CHIP: How did we get rooked into being the judges for this year’s Shelf costume contest? FUZZYWIG: I don’t know, man.  But at least it means I don’t have to dig through the closet for my Tommy Chong outfit I … Continue reading

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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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Disorder On The Shelf

TROLL: All rise!!!  (Looking downward and whispering) No, not you little buddy!  Last time I got wood on the job I was held in contempt.  Ahem, the Honorable Uncle Sam is presiding! UNCLE SAM: Bailiff Troll, why are all of … Continue reading

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