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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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Disorder On The Shelf

TROLL: All rise!!!  (Looking downward and whispering) No, not you little buddy!  Last time I got wood on the job I was held in contempt.  Ahem, the Honorable Uncle Sam is presiding! UNCLE SAM: Bailiff Troll, why are all of … Continue reading

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Good Ol’ Boys

CHIP: Sigh, just when I was beginning to think Fridays were safe again. FUZZYWIG: The boss says we have to do an episode today because he always posts something on Friday the 13th. CHIP: That makes absolutely no sense. FUZZYWIG: … Continue reading

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A Dog’s Life

It’s time to open up that hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch and hold the image contained within to our heads so we can divine our next post from it in another crazy edition of Random Image … Continue reading

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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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