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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/21/18

Day 21: Heaven Or Hell BINGO DEVIL: Alright, possum!  Let’s go! BUSTER: Go where?  Who are you? BINGO: I’m here to drag you to the depths of Hell! BUSTER: Oh.  Will I be dying there? BINGO: No.  You’ll be burned … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/20/18

Day 20: Give A Dog A Bone FUZZYWIG: Hey!  Where did you get that from?  I thought I’d stopped feeding you… FLEABAG: BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! THE POSSUM BONE’S CONNECTED TO THE MOUTH BONE! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! … Continue reading

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