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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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Unicornapalooza

May 27, 2009 is one of those days that are bound to occur in anyone’s existence where a couple unrelated events happened that both had a significant impact on my life.  Most important to me, it was the day I … Continue reading

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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading

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