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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part VIII

Where to find link to previous installments of our feature presentation… With the Cubic Zirconia City now in sight, despite the dense smog, Mitzi Gale and her four companions happily hip, hop and skip down the Shit Paper Road on … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IV

Links to previous episodes… A rather pissed off looking skunkette emerged from the green cloud and icily stared at Mitzi Gale before turning her attention to body lying underneath the shelf… MITZI: Uh ohs!  Like, who is that? SAGE: That’s … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading

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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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