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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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High And Dry

EVIL SQUIRREL: I just got done spray painting my record collection gold like you suggested! SCRATCHY: (Looks up from her phone) Huh?  Oh, you really did that….. ha!  Of course you did. ES: And it was a great idea!  Now … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 17

On the seventeenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seventeen skunks a’spraying! CHIP: Oh come on!  As if (cough, hack!) just one skunk isn’t bad enough! FUZZYWIG: I guess (cough, hack!) Rainy just found out the forecast doesn’t … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 9

On the ninth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nine ladies rain dancing! SNUGGLE: Yeah!  Work that pole, cutie!!! RAINY: What!?!?  This is not a pole!  It’s my precious rain gauge!  And I’m trying to do a rain … Continue reading

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