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SCT Secret Santa – Day 20

It’s the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange, and with these kind of gifts under the tree, even Smokey the Bear would look the other way if you chose to start a forest fire.  Let’s see what nonsense we have in … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 11

If you wish there could be less of the horrible things that the Christmas season can bring out in people, well, then you’re in for a bad time.  It’s time for another holiday horror story from the Shelf Critter Secret … Continue reading

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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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High And Dry

EVIL SQUIRREL: I just got done spray painting my record collection gold like you suggested! SCRATCHY: (Looks up from her phone) Huh?  Oh, you really did that….. ha!  Of course you did. ES: And it was a great idea!  Now … Continue reading

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