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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Crush Hour

It’s time for our weekly Wednesday exercise in who knows what in the hell I’ll have to write about… Random Image Inspiration!  Let’s see what numbers were chosen for me today… 12, 55, 63, 65 The 12th post in my … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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