Tag Archives: rainy

Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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A Date With Density

BUB: I haven’t seen you this excited since Vidal Sassoon dropped that defamation lawsuit against you.  What’s up, Troll? TROLL: I’ve got a blind date tonight!  This is gonna be the best night of my life! BUB: What if they … Continue reading

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Ain’t Too Proud To Beg

CHIP: Welcome back to the 69th hour of our telethon to raise money to support Shelf Critter Theatre.  I know you’re all wanting to get back to the reruns of Cop Rock and Rainbow Donkey test patterns that would normally … Continue reading

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