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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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Hedge Fund

It’s time for our midweek journey into the strange and unknown…. well, stranger and more unknown than you’ll usually find at The Nest.  Let’s give it up for Random Image Inspiration!  Time to fire up the Randomator and hope for … Continue reading

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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Crush Hour

It’s time for our weekly Wednesday exercise in who knows what in the hell I’ll have to write about… Random Image Inspiration!  Let’s see what numbers were chosen for me today… 12, 55, 63, 65 The 12th post in my … Continue reading

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