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The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 17

Posted on December 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: You know what I love best about living at the North Pole, Seymour? SEYMOUR: The scenic winter wonderland of the arctic? SANTA: No, you dipshit! SANTA: The North Poledancers! SEYMOUR: Santa, why am I getting this strange sensation inside … Continue reading →

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Crank Callers

Posted on November 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading →

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SCIENCE!

Posted on July 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading →

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