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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 23

We’re so close to Christmas now, that Santa is already warming up the sleigh for the big ride and releasing enough carbon monoxide into the atmosphere to turn his North Pole icecap into a lake.  This is the penultimate edition … Continue reading

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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/21/18

Day 21: Heaven Or Hell BINGO DEVIL: Alright, possum!  Let’s go! BUSTER: Go where?  Who are you? BINGO: I’m here to drag you to the depths of Hell! BUSTER: Oh.  Will I be dying there? BINGO: No.  You’ll be burned … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/7/18

Day 7: The Chair! UNCLE SAM: Any last words before we flip the switch, Buster? BUSTER: Yes!  I only came down to the courthouse to pay off my parking ticket.  There must have been some mistake that got me sent … Continue reading

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