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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 23

SEYMOUR: Checking out the weather report, huh Santa? SANTA: How very observant of you, Seymour.  What if I was looking at something personal and confidential, you nosy fuck? SEYMOUR: Oh no, Santa!  Is it really going to get up to … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 23

We’re so close to Christmas now, that Santa is already warming up the sleigh for the big ride and releasing enough carbon monoxide into the atmosphere to turn his North Pole icecap into a lake.  This is the penultimate edition … Continue reading

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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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