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Emotional Rescue

EVIL SQUIRREL: So, what do you think of the Shelf Critter Request countdown so far? SCRATCHY: It’s about as much fun as a marathon of Solid Gold and Dance Fever… ES: See!  I told you it’d be a blast! SCRATCHY: … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 9

SANTA: Awwww, and I love you too, dear.  Come and give Santa another smoochie… SEYMOUR: Santa!!!  Are you drunk again? SANTA: Dammit, Seymour!  Can’t you see me and the missus are spending some quality time here?  And yes, I’ve been … Continue reading

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Gimme Shelter

SAGE: Volunteering at the local critter shelter is one of the best decisions I ever made!  I love critters so much, and helping them find loving, caring, forever homes gives me such a good feeling inside!  Just like my special … Continue reading

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A Dog’s Life

It’s time to open up that hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch and hold the image contained within to our heads so we can divine our next post from it in another crazy edition of Random Image … Continue reading

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