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Meet Bad Santa

It’s time to venture on down to the post office and take a good look at another degenerate hanging on the Most Wanted wall in The Nest’s Thursday Meet the Critters series!  Since there’s only 236 shopping days remaining until … Continue reading

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Mitzi Baby

CHIP: Isn’t this just the most wonderful time of the year, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Ehhhhhhhh, it comes in a close second to April 20th. CHIP: You know what would really make the season just a little bit brighter?  Some cheery holiday … Continue reading

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Xmas Chainsaw Massacre

This photo I took a couple months ago (and showed off on a previous Tuesday) is a typical sight to be found on an American suburban front lawn around any of the big commercial holidays.  Big, sometimes even YUGE blown … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Who’s Your Daddy?

The audience erupts in fake and prodded applause as the star of The Chippy Povich Show steps out on stage…. CHIP: Good afternoon everyone, and welcome to The Chippy Povich Show!  As usual, we’ve got another hour of family oriented, … Continue reading

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