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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 3

On the third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Three French…. words. SANTA: Just three!?!?  George Carlin said there were seven of them, and that ain’t even close to enough profanity to get me through this fucking holiday! … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 151

For this week’s Share Your World featured Shelf Critter, I couldn’t resist making it all about Santa on Thanksgiving.  As you might expect, the Shelf’s version of Santa isn’t quite like the iconic, family friendly image that’s been popularized by … Continue reading

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

HANK FOX: Howdy, ma’am! JIM BOB SQUIRREL: We’s been wonderin’ since you’re one of them thar deejay kinda critters… CLETUS RACCOON: I reckon you might wanna officiate the square dance at our hoedown next Saturday! SCRATCHY: I only perform my … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 24

SANTA: Alright, the sleigh’s loaded up with all this useless shit I had to buy at Mecca because my elves can’t figure out the Chinese pictogram instructions to assemble anything!  Let’s get this road on the show!  The faster I … Continue reading

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