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SCT Secret Santa – Day 24

Now that everyone’s been thoroughly poisoned by the eggnog and passed out on the floor, it’s finally time to wrap up the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  There’s only one name left to be drawn, and we’ll see who gets … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 17

It’s time for The Nest to once again ruin your idealistic view of Christmas with another unholy encounter from the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  Let’s see who’s next in line to make Jesus weep… Sorry, if you came looking … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 3

On the third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Three French…. words. SANTA: Just three!?!?  George Carlin said there were seven of them, and that ain’t even close to enough profanity to get me through this fucking holiday! … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 151

For this week’s Share Your World featured Shelf Critter, I couldn’t resist making it all about Santa on Thanksgiving.  As you might expect, the Shelf’s version of Santa isn’t quite like the iconic, family friendly image that’s been popularized by … Continue reading

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