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Meet Bad Santa

It’s time to venture on down to the post office and take a good look at another degenerate hanging on the Most Wanted wall in The Nest’s Thursday Meet the Critters series!  Since there’s only 236 shopping days remaining until … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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Mitzi Baby

CHIP: Isn’t this just the most wonderful time of the year, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Ehhhhhhhh, it comes in a close second to April 20th. CHIP: You know what would really make the season just a little bit brighter?  Some cheery holiday … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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The Big Night

T’was the night before Christmas And all through the shelf Not a critter was stirring Not even an elf Buster was hung By the outhouse with care In hopes that his nasty smell would stay inside there The Sponkies were … Continue reading

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