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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XV

Home of the links to this story’s past… With the Gizzard’s true identity now revealed, he and the others gather out in the Cubic Zirconia City’s main square to say goodbye to all the critters before he takes Mitzi and … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XIV

Where to read up on past installments… Having returned from courageously defeating the Wicked Bitch of the Wild Wild West, Mitzi Gale and her friends return to the Cubic Zirconia City so that the Gizzard can finally grant their selfish … Continue reading

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Meet Bad Santa

It’s time to venture on down to the post office and take a good look at another degenerate hanging on the Most Wanted wall in The Nest’s Thursday Meet the Critters series!  Since there’s only 236 shopping days remaining until … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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