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Letters To Santa – Day 24

Posted on December 24, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Alright, the sleigh’s loaded up with all this useless shit I had to buy at Mecca because my elves can’t figure out the Chinese pictogram instructions to assemble anything!  Let’s get this road on the show!  The faster I … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 23

Posted on December 23, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SEYMOUR: Checking out the weather report, huh Santa? SANTA: How very observant of you, Seymour.  What if I was looking at something personal and confidential, you nosy fuck? SEYMOUR: Oh no, Santa!  Is it really going to get up to … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 22

Posted on December 22, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

Christm….. errr, THIS morning…. EVIL SQUIRREL: Santa not only insults me by not honoring my request, but he re-gifts his Squirreldeer he already gave to Mr. Fox?  I hope that jolly old sack of shit enjoys his new life on … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 21

Posted on December 21, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Dammit!  How come you can’t see the Northern Lights anymore?  I mean, we’re as far fucking north as you can get! SEYMOUR: Too much light pollution, Santa.  Even at the North Pole, the sky isn’t as dark as it … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 20

Posted on December 20, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SEYMOUR: Santa, I’ve always wondered…. what’s up with your right eye? SANTA: I’m winking with it, you idiot! SEYMOUR: No Santa, it’s always closed!  I’m curious….. what happened to it? SANTA: Alright, it was an accident due to an unfortunate … Continue reading →

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