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BDAC – 12/23/18

Day 23: Buster Got Run Over By A Squirreldeer SANTA: Well shit!  I guess that red glow on your nose ain’t from some genetic defect this year, huh Rudolph? SCRAT: (Insert annoying Rankin Bass glowing noise here) Hic!  Hic! SANTA: … Continue reading

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Meet Big Scrat

Who are the critters in your neighborhood?  In your neighborhood?  In your neigh-bor-hood?  Well, it’s Thursday, so we’re going to meet another creepy asshole who won’t stay off of your virtual lawn in The Nest’s Meet the Critters series!  This … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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Superstition Ain’t The Way

RAINBOW DONKEY: You kids need to put those video games away and go outside and play today!  It’s only slightly frigid… SPONKIE 1: But Pop, we’re afraid to go outside today! SPONKIE 2: Yeah…. don’t you know it’s Friday the … Continue reading

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Bowling For Critters

FRONT DESK: Good afternoon, Tacky House Shoe Lanes!  How may I help you? BASHFUL: Hello?  This is the bowling alley, right?  May I ask a question? FRONT DESK: Of course you can, sir! BASHFUL: I was just wondering…. do you … Continue reading

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