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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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I Missed The Bus

SCRATCHY: TIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!!  Let’s go!  It’s time for school! TINA: Coming, Aunt Scratchy!  I just gotta put my perfume on! SCRATCHY: Aren’t you a little young to be wearing perfume? TINA: Aunt Scratchy!  I gotta have something to cover up the … Continue reading

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Up Up And Away

SCRAT: This was a great idea to go camping tonight, Fuzzy! CHIP: Yep…. good buds, bitter beer, the great indoors.  It doesn’t get any better than this! FUZZYWIG: Oh, it will definitely get better!  Just wait until 4:20…. This serene, … Continue reading

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Square Pegs

CHIP SQUIRREL: Hello out there TV land, and welcome to everyone’s favorite game show, The Shelf Critter Squares!  Our two carefully selected, pre-screened contestants will be competing for fabulous prizes while hobnobbing with some of our most famous residents.  Let’s … Continue reading

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