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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 6

It’s time to get our perv on take a peek behind the private doors of the world’s most fucked up Christmas toy, the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Like Clark Griswold, today we’re going to be looking for sechs… Well, if … Continue reading

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Fuzzy’s Choice

CHIP: Hey Fuzzy.  What are you doing around here on a Monday? FUZZYWIG: I could ask you the same question, Chipster.  Besides, nothing ever gets posted here on Fridays anymore. CHIP: I was wondering why I’ve actually started enjoying TGIF’s.  … Continue reading

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They Might Be Giants

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading

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Who’s Bad?

The time has come for another twisted turn down the road to anywhere!  Welcome to another Wednesday episode of Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator found fresh meat this week! 14, 74, 21, 66 The 14th post in my Reader was … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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