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Alternate History

TV ANNOUNCER: And now to satisfy our government mandated weekly hour of educational programming, Shelf TV Public Access Channel 69 presents another obtuse episode of I’m Smarter Than You Are, with your pompous host, Shadow the Umbreon! SHADOW: Thank you, … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 10

Let both the buyer and the giver beware as we open up another window into the insane world of the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  There’s a sucker born every minute, and here comes another one now… Well?  Where’s our … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 2

Tis the season for giving, so The Nest is going to treat you to another bad case of heartburn with the next entry in our Shelf Critter Secret Santa series.  Who will be the next critter who will have to … Continue reading

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Club Connection

EVIL SQUIRREL: Luna?  What are you doing here? LUNA: That’s none of your concern, peasant.  Now go fetch me my finest leather gloves so I don’t ruin my manicure on handling this vinyl disc. ES: What happened to Scratchy?  She’ll … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 1

On the first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me….. …. A Partridge Family LP! CHIP: Wow, it still sounds just as good as when I bought it from a yard sale in 1992! SCRATCHY: Get this hippie ass … Continue reading

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