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Son Of A…

EVIL SQUIRREL: So Scratchy, are you ready for the big countdown finale celebration? SCRATCHY: You should be more concerned with that sparkly butterfly attacking your neck. ES: This is my super snazzy bowtie! SCRATCHY: If that thing starts spinning, I’m … Continue reading

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Just Say No

EVIL SQUIRREL: Do you want something Shadow, or are you volunteering to be included in my next donation to Goodwill? SHADOW: Nothing of the sort.  As always, I am here on important business! SCRATCHY: Dude, don’t you know you’re supposed … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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Red White And Brown

EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, what in the everloving fuck is going on here!?!? TROLL: What’s that sir?  Oh, this?  Well, sir, I figured that since it was snowing outside that maybe you’d want that winter ambiance on the set here as … Continue reading

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Don’t Speak

BIG SCRAT: Hey, have either of you seen Buster around?  I’ve got something for him. EVIL SQUIRREL: Come on, Big Scrat!  You know me and Buster can’t appear in the same scene! SCRATCHY: Says who?  (Pointing towards the wall) OMG!  … Continue reading

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