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Even Badder Santa

Posted on December 1, 2017 by

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading →

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Bad Santa

Posted on November 18, 2016 by

SANTA: HO HO HO!!!  Merry Christm….. oh, fuck it!  I hate this time of year.  Lousy kids wanting to sit on my lap and ask for crappy toys made in China that they’ll lose, break or forget about by New … Continue reading →

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The Great Debate

Posted on October 12, 2016 by

CHIP: Good evening, everyone out there in TV land!  This is Chip Squirrel live on the scene of the 69th Presidential debate of this tightly contested 2016 campaign between the incumbent Uncle Sam and the upstart challenger Bashful.  In the … Continue reading →

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