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Share Your World – Week 131

Scented candles, hydration bottles, couch pillows, air beds and puppy pads are just some of the things I’ve covered that have become insanely popular items, but that nobody apparently “needed” when I started my retail career at Mecca in 1998.  … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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An Uncompensated Endorsement

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 7

SANTA: What in the twelve days of Christmas is going on!?!?  I know it can get foggy up here when all this arctic ice is melting, but I can’t see my beard in front of my own face in my … Continue reading

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