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SCT Secret Santa – Day 6

There’s only 16 more shopping days left until Christmas, and unfortunately for you, that means there’s also that many days left in this year’s Shelf Critter Advent Calendar.  It’s the Secret Santa exchange that nobody wants to be a part … Continue reading

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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 21

On the twenty-first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-one magical wishes! HEDDY: Oh boy!  You must be the genie of the lamp!  I have a bunch of selfish wishes I needed granted! SHADOW: Actually, I’m just a … Continue reading

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