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An Uncompensated Endorsement

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 7

SANTA: What in the twelve days of Christmas is going on!?!?  I know it can get foggy up here when all this arctic ice is melting, but I can’t see my beard in front of my own face in my … Continue reading

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Crank Callers

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading

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