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Alternate History

TV ANNOUNCER: And now to satisfy our government mandated weekly hour of educational programming, Shelf TV Public Access Channel 69 presents another obtuse episode of I’m Smarter Than You Are, with your pompous host, Shadow the Umbreon! SHADOW: Thank you, … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 20

It’s the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange, and with these kind of gifts under the tree, even Smokey the Bear would look the other way if you chose to start a forest fire.  Let’s see what nonsense we have in … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 6

There’s only 16 more shopping days left until Christmas, and unfortunately for you, that means there’s also that many days left in this year’s Shelf Critter Advent Calendar.  It’s the Secret Santa exchange that nobody wants to be a part … Continue reading

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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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