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An Uncompensated Endorsement

Posted on February 26, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading →

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The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 7

Posted on December 7, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: What in the twelve days of Christmas is going on!?!?  I know it can get foggy up here when all this arctic ice is melting, but I can’t see my beard in front of my own face in my … Continue reading →

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Crank Callers

Posted on November 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading →

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading →

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