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The Jenius

TROLL: Oooh!  Turn on Channel 69!  Hurry! FUZZYWIG: No way.  It’s 4:20, so it’s time for H.R. Pufnstuf! SNUGGLE: Dude!  That show hasn’t been on the air for 40 years! FUZZYWIG: It hasn’t?  Hmmmm, I guess those were flashbacks and … Continue reading

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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Shadow Dancing

So if the squirrel comes out of its nest today and sees its shadow, what does that mean?  Six more weeks of temperatures in the negative integers?  Perhaps the early Spring the weather is now about-facing into this weekend?  Does … Continue reading

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