Tag Archives: shadow

The Chamber Of Tortures

Posted on June 11, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so. But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged critter, evil, funny, humor, lab, sage, science, shadow, shelf, slider, theatre, troll | 10 Comments

An Uncompensated Endorsement

Posted on February 26, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged contest of whatever, dos equis, reminder, shadow, the most interesting man in the world, umbreon | 24 Comments

The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls? Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time. Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged and the rest, bowling, buster, critter, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, mr fox, rainy, scratchy, shadow, shelf, snuggle, strike, theatre, troll, x, zeeba | 13 Comments

Letters To Santa – Day 7

Posted on December 7, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: What in the twelve days of Christmas is going on!?!? I know it can get foggy up here when all this arctic ice is melting, but I can’t see my beard in front of my own face in my … Continue reading →