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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part X

Where to find links to past episodes of The Gizzard… When we last left Mitzi Gale and her friends, they finally made it to the chambers of the Gizzard of Blahs, only to be thwarted by a stubborn guard Troll … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading

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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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The Mother Of All Episodes

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading

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Submitted For Your Approval

ROD SERLING???: There is a fifth dimension beyond the Age of Aquarius.  It is a dimension as vast as this wasteland of a blog, and as boring as a Congressional hearing marathon on C-SPAN.  It is a middle ground between … Continue reading

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