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Good Ol’ Boys

CHIP: Sigh, just when I was beginning to think Fridays were safe again. FUZZYWIG: The boss says we have to do an episode today because he always posts something on Friday the 13th. CHIP: That makes absolutely no sense. FUZZYWIG: … Continue reading

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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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Crittercare

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading

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They Might Be Giants

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading

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Mail Call

CHIP: Fuzzy, what are you doing down here in The Nest’s mailroom?  Are you on one of your stoner walkabouts again? FUZZYWIG: The boss wanted me to man the mailroom for a few days since the regular critter got reassigned.  … Continue reading

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