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Sex And The Single Skunk

It’s a girls night in, as the ladies of the Shelf gather to play an exciting game of Uno…. despite the fact that The Nest doesn’t have a deck of Uno cards in the prop closet. SCRATCHY: Uno! SPARKLEPONY: Again?  … Continue reading

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Critters Gone Viral

CHIP: Hello everyone, my name is Chip.  And I know you’re used to seeing us Shelf critters lamely trying to be funny in a wide variety of fucked up situations.  But I have a more serious message I’d like to … Continue reading

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Hot For Trots

SNUGGLE: So anyway, this Girl Scout comes to my door last night asking me if I’d like any cookies… FUZZYWIG: This anecdote has inappropriateness written all over it… MITZI: Mitzi, like, totally remembers when she was in the Grrl Scouts!  … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 5

It’s the original playtoy for the OCD, and here at The Nest, we’ve made up our own Advent calendar with the help of those lovably messed up Shelf critters you know and fear.  We’re already a fifth of the way … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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