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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 5

It’s the original playtoy for the OCD, and here at The Nest, we’ve made up our own Advent calendar with the help of those lovably messed up Shelf critters you know and fear.  We’re already a fifth of the way … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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Come As You Aren’t

CHIP: How did we get rooked into being the judges for this year’s Shelf costume contest? FUZZYWIG: I don’t know, man.  But at least it means I don’t have to dig through the closet for my Tommy Chong outfit I … Continue reading

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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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Disorder On The Shelf

TROLL: All rise!!!  (Looking downward and whispering) No, not you little buddy!  Last time I got wood on the job I was held in contempt.  Ahem, the Honorable Uncle Sam is presiding! UNCLE SAM: Bailiff Troll, why are all of … Continue reading

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