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Letters To Santa – Day 1

SEYMOUR: Mail call, Santa! SANTA: Dammit, Seymour!  Can’t you see I’m busy sexting with the Tooth Fairy right now? SEYMOUR: Is that why your yule log is exposed, sir? SANTA: (Zips fly on the fly) If you weren’t already ineligible … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/11/18

Day 11: Grand Theft Possum NINJA ON A SKATEBOARD: Your money or your life!!!! BUSTER: No!  Please!  Here, take all I have!  Just spare me my…. NINJA ON A SKATEBOARD: Did he really think I was going to take his … Continue reading

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Balls Of Fun

I’ve logged some time in the toy department again this year… so the good news for you is that you can expect another fascinating roasting of some of this year’s most fucked up toys coming to The Nest sometime closer … Continue reading

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Just Dew It

You only live once. It’s become a much repeated mantra among the brain damaged youth and wannabe youth these days.  Apparently, you aren’t living unless you are doing some kind of stupid shit that could either get you arrested, killed, … Continue reading

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