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Letters To Santa – Day 18

SEYMOUR: I’ve got some more letters from the critters that were delivered today, Santa! SANTA: Dammit, who even writes letters anymore?  How come nobody’s emailing me their stupid lists? SEYMOUR: Well Santa, when you set up email service here back … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 17

SANTA: You know what I love best about living at the North Pole, Seymour? SEYMOUR: The scenic winter wonderland of the arctic? SANTA: No, you dipshit! SANTA: The North Poledancers! SEYMOUR: Santa, why am I getting this strange sensation inside … Continue reading

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Gimme Shelter

SAGE: Volunteering at the local critter shelter is one of the best decisions I ever made!  I love critters so much, and helping them find loving, caring, forever homes gives me such a good feeling inside!  Just like my special … Continue reading

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SCIENCE!

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading

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Flower Power

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit!  A flower’s growing on the stage!  The boss will … Continue reading

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