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Good Ol’ Boys

Posted on September 13, 2019 by

CHIP: Sigh, just when I was beginning to think Fridays were safe again. FUZZYWIG: The boss says we have to do an episode today because he always posts something on Friday the 13th. CHIP: That makes absolutely no sense. FUZZYWIG: … Continue reading →

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Crittercare

Posted on June 21, 2019 by

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading →

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Astrologer To The Critters

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading →

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Not Necessarily The News

Posted on March 8, 2019 by

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading →

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

Posted on February 15, 2019 by

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading →

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