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The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 18

SEYMOUR: I’ve got some more letters from the critters that were delivered today, Santa! SANTA: Dammit, who even writes letters anymore?  How come nobody’s emailing me their stupid lists? SEYMOUR: Well Santa, when you set up email service here back … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 17

SANTA: You know what I love best about living at the North Pole, Seymour? SEYMOUR: The scenic winter wonderland of the arctic? SANTA: No, you dipshit! SANTA: The North Poledancers! SEYMOUR: Santa, why am I getting this strange sensation inside … Continue reading

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Gimme Shelter

SAGE: Volunteering at the local critter shelter is one of the best decisions I ever made!  I love critters so much, and helping them find loving, caring, forever homes gives me such a good feeling inside!  Just like my special … Continue reading

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SCIENCE!

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading

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