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Rage Against The Machine

It’s just another way too mellow afternoon in Fuzzywig’s den, when his groove is interrupted by a knock on the door… FUZZYWIG: Who can that be?  Everyone knows not to bother me at 4:20.  I hope it isn’t the narcs … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Shower Power

RAINY: (Peeking out the curtain) Here she comes!  Everyone go hide before she opens the door! A collection of critters shield themselves behind a useless prop while the guest of honor for their surprise party comes inside… MITZI: Oooooh!  That … Continue reading

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Mitzi Baby

CHIP: Isn’t this just the most wonderful time of the year, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Ehhhhhhhh, it comes in a close second to April 20th. CHIP: You know what would really make the season just a little bit brighter?  Some cheery holiday … Continue reading

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The Island Of Fucked Up Toys

We all know that the true spirit of the holidays is going deep into debt so that we can give everybody who is at least as close to us as a Facebook contact something of material value lest we end … Continue reading

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