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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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Authority Song

SPONKIE 1: Uncle Evil, I need to go potty! EVIL SQUIRREL: You’re a big boy now, you don’t need my permission! SPONKIE 1: But I can’t get in the bathroom!  The door’s locked! SCRATCHY: Is Hung Lo still in there … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…. Two turd-le dumps! FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt!  Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion? FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU … Continue reading

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Special Sauce

HUNG LO: What’s meaning of this?  Someone snuck into kitchen and devoured all of Hung Lo’s special wonton sauce for big Dragon Ball Festival this weekend!  Hung Lo will find culprit guilty of this crime and sit on them! SLIDER: … Continue reading

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