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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…. Two turd-le dumps! FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt!  Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion? FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU … Continue reading

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Special Sauce

HUNG LO: What’s meaning of this?  Someone snuck into kitchen and devoured all of Hung Lo’s special wonton sauce for big Dragon Ball Festival this weekend!  Hung Lo will find culprit guilty of this crime and sit on them! SLIDER: … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 19

SANTA: You look like you’ve wandered WAAAAAAY out of your territory. SLIDER: My name is Slider, and the entire Shelf is my territory.  I’m a critter rights inspector for the United Shelves, and I’m here to investigate claims that you’re … Continue reading

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