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The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 10

SANTA: Dafuq is he doing? SEYMOUR: He’s charging his nose, sir!  You don’t think his battery just runs forever, do you? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (At 69% charge) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: You’ve got to be shitting me!  And where is … Continue reading

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Crank Callers

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading

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