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It’s A Wonderful Shelf

It’s Christmas Eve.  Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself.  I drew comics.  I made … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 23

On the twenty-third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-three pieces of candy! TINA: All of this…… for ME!?!?!? SNUGGLE: Only the best for my sweetie!  Now how about we head over to my windowless van and… TINA: … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall! CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall? SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 9

On the ninth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nine ladies rain dancing! SNUGGLE: Yeah!  Work that pole, cutie!!! RAINY: What!?!?  This is not a pole!  It’s my precious rain gauge!  And I’m trying to do a rain … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Eight males a’milking! SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?  The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders! JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the … Continue reading

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