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SCT Secret Santa – Day 16

If you think there oughta be a law banning Secret Santa gift exchanges, well, you can use this version as your Exhibit A before Congress.  It’s time for another Shelf Critter to face the music of having to buy someone … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 7

Allow The Nest to both warm your heart and rot your brain with the next random act of dumbness from the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange!  Let’s see what the possum dragged in today… Oh boy.  Just how did you … Continue reading

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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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