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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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Humblebragging

APPLEJACK: (writing) …. with love from your favorite mares! TWILIGHT: What’re you doing, Applejack? AJ: Writin’ out Christmas cards for all our bloggin’ friends!  Didja know that ES never sent any out yet, and that’s so typically RUDE of him! … Continue reading

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Seasons In The Snow

SPONKIE BOY: Oh look, Sis!  It snowed last night! SPONKIE GIRL: This is awesome!  I’ve never seen snow before!  Do you think it’s dangerous? SPONKIE BOY: Probably…. SPONKIE GIRL: Let’s go out and play in it then!!! SPONKIE BOY: Hey, … Continue reading

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Bad Santa

SANTA: HO HO HO!!!  Merry Christm….. oh, fuck it!  I hate this time of year.  Lousy kids wanting to sit on my lap and ask for crappy toys made in China that they’ll lose, break or forget about by New … Continue reading

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