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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 14

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.  And thanks to The Nest, Christmas is beginning to look a lot like a fucked up mess!  This year’s holiday blasphemy is brought to you by the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  It’s … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 7

Like me, I’ll bet you can’t wait to wake up each morning to see what’s behind the next door in The Nest’s holiday surprise showcase, the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Actually, that wouldn’t be like me since I work nights.  … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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