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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/1/18

Day 1: Running With Scissors SPARKLEPONY: And this, children, is why there will be NO running with scissors in my stable!  Stupid careless possum! SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  Buster wasn’t running with scissors!  It was my brother who was… SPONKIE … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading

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