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Flight Risk

Posted on January 4, 2019 by

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading →

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BDAC – 12/1/18

Posted on December 1, 2018 by

Day 1: Running With Scissors SPARKLEPONY: And this, children, is why there will be NO running with scissors in my stable!  Stupid careless possum! SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  Buster wasn’t running with scissors!  It was my brother who was… SPONKIE … Continue reading →

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Posted on July 27, 2018 by

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading →

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

Posted on July 20, 2018 by

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading →

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The Mother Of All Episodes

Posted on May 11, 2018 by

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading →

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