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The Land Of Oz

“You will bow before me The dark lord The one true master Or I shall summon The hounds of hell To bite you in the nutsack!” SCRATCHY: See, you really do hear Satanic messages when you play a record backwards! … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 1

SEYMOUR: Mail call, Santa! SANTA: Dammit, Seymour!  Can’t you see I’m busy sexting with the Tooth Fairy right now? SEYMOUR: Is that why your yule log is exposed, sir? SANTA: (Zips fly on the fly) If you weren’t already ineligible … Continue reading

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Flower Power

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit!  A flower’s growing on the stage!  The boss will … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 2

It’s time to mark another day in the countdown to Christmas with a little help from the gang at The Nest.  Let’s see who turns up to usher in the second day of our Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  We’re going … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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