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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 2

It’s time to mark another day in the countdown to Christmas with a little help from the gang at The Nest.  Let’s see who turns up to usher in the second day of our Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  We’re going … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

SPARKLEPONY: We made it to Mecca on time even though we had to park six miles away! SPONKIE 1: But Mommy!  We didn’t even get to eat Thanksgiving dinner! SPONKIE 2: I think the turkey is still burning in the … Continue reading

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Fuzzy’s Choice

CHIP: Hey Fuzzy.  What are you doing around here on a Monday? FUZZYWIG: I could ask you the same question, Chipster.  Besides, nothing ever gets posted here on Fridays anymore. CHIP: I was wondering why I’ve actually started enjoying TGIF’s.  … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/1/18

Day 1: Running With Scissors SPARKLEPONY: And this, children, is why there will be NO running with scissors in my stable!  Stupid careless possum! SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  Buster wasn’t running with scissors!  It was my brother who was… SPONKIE … Continue reading

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