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BDAC – 12/1/18

Day 1: Running With Scissors SPARKLEPONY: And this, children, is why there will be NO running with scissors in my stable!  Stupid careless possum! SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  Buster wasn’t running with scissors!  It was my brother who was… SPONKIE … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading

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The Mother Of All Episodes

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading

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Meet The Sponkies

The parade of strange and unusual critters just never ends at The Nest… and we wouldn’t have it any other way.  Welcome to another probing edition of Meet the Critters, where you get the stories behind the freak flags the … Continue reading

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