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Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Critter?

SCRATCHY: TINA!!! TINA:  What is it, Aunt Scratchy?  I’m trying to take sexy selfies to post on Instagram! SCRATCHY: What!?  Who taught you how to do that!?!? TINA:  You, Aunt Scratchy!  I learned it from watching YOU!!! SCRATCHY:  Errrr, nevermind.  … Continue reading

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Superstition Ain’t The Way

RAINBOW DONKEY: You kids need to put those video games away and go outside and play today!  It’s only slightly frigid… SPONKIE 1: But Pop, we’re afraid to go outside today! SPONKIE 2: Yeah…. don’t you know it’s Friday the … Continue reading

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Tales From The Rock

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!  Uncle Bashful!!! BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah.  What a cutie pie she is! CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!! Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”…. BASHFUL: … Continue reading

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The House of Wilson

All throughout the month of February, I’ve treated you to an adorable picture album of one of the most amazing squirrels I have ever had the chance to encounter in my half decade of squirrel photography.  We saw Wilson the … Continue reading

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Blood On The Tracks

As if my beloved St. Louis hometown hasn’t had enough bad news over the past year, Friday morning a 58 year old woman was fatally struck by a light rail train on my side of the river.  Sandie Konopelski was … Continue reading

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