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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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The Squirrel Upstairs

SNUGGLE: Awesome!  The script for this week’s Shelf Critter Theatre episode is here!  I’m sure I have the biggest part… RAINY: I do hope I get to spray someone new this week… I’ve been saving up a truly nasty one … Continue reading

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Amateur Crittermatography

ZAC: (Proudly holding his Golden Squirrel trophy for Best Up And Coming Critter) Wowza!  This is effin’ AWESOME!  I WON! I WON! I WON!!!!  YAYAYAYAYAY ME!!!!!  I’d just like to thank a few critters who made this totally tubular award … Continue reading

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Called On The Carpet

TWILIGHT: Good evening everyone out there in Blogland!  I’m Twilight alongside crack fashion and verbal diarrhea expert Applejack… and this is the 2017 Golden Squirrels Red Carpet Show! AJ: Howdy, y’all!  Can we talk? TWILIGHT: Maybe later, AJ.  The biggest … Continue reading

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More Than Happy

CHIP: Zac!  Zac!?!?  Are you alright!?!? ZAC: Yessir!  Never felt better in my life!  I’m Ki-Yi-Yippie-Yippie-YAY A-OK!!! CHIP: (Noticing the empty prescription bottle) Zac, how many of these Prozacs did you take!?!?  The whole bottle!?!? ZAC: Maybe! Maybe!  Yep! Yep!  … Continue reading

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