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Meet Mitzi

My new Thursday series taking a sneak peek behind the stories of your favorite Shelf Critters continues on.  And with this being the day that Goldfish once declared to be Unicorn Appreciation Day, who else but the shelf’s most popular … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Happy Birth Day

MITZI: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!  The BABEEEEEEEZ are coming!!! SNUGGLE: And SNUGGEEEEEEEZ is leaving!!!! Snuggle Bear, fearing for his future bankroll, tries to make a daring escape from the stage, but….. SCRATCHY: (Securing the beads….. er, rope) Going somewhere, Dadio? LUNA: Nobody leaves … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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