Tag Archives: theatre

Come As You Aren’t

CHIP: How did we get rooked into being the judges for this year’s Shelf costume contest? FUZZYWIG: I don’t know, man.  But at least it means I don’t have to dig through the closet for my Tommy Chong outfit I … Continue reading

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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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Disorder On The Shelf

TROLL: All rise!!!  (Looking downward and whispering) No, not you little buddy!  Last time I got wood on the job I was held in contempt.  Ahem, the Honorable Uncle Sam is presiding! UNCLE SAM: Bailiff Troll, why are all of … Continue reading

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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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Crittercare

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading

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