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Mail Call

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

CHIP: Fuzzy, what are you doing down here in The Nest’s mailroom?  Are you on one of your stoner walkabouts again? FUZZYWIG: The boss wanted me to man the mailroom for a few days since the regular critter got reassigned.  … Continue reading →

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Astrologer To The Critters

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading →

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The Jenius

Posted on April 26, 2019 by

TROLL: Oooh!  Turn on Channel 69!  Hurry! FUZZYWIG: No way.  It’s 4:20, so it’s time for H.R. Pufnstuf! SNUGGLE: Dude!  That show hasn’t been on the air for 40 years! FUZZYWIG: It hasn’t?  Hmmmm, I guess those were flashbacks and … Continue reading →

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To The Moon

Posted on April 19, 2019 by

EVIL SQUIRREL: Are you about done typing that script up for this week’s Good Friday episode, numbnuts? TROLL: You mean the one where Buster gets nailed up on the cross?  Uhhhh, not yet sir. ES: How much more is left? … Continue reading →

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Tax Day

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

UNCLE SAM: Damn the torpedoes!  The Shelf’s treasury is down to its last million bucks.  Looks like it’s time for me to put my vast executive powers to good use and collect some more taxes!  Not too much…. just enough … Continue reading →

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