Tag Archives: theatre

An Eye For An Eye

Posted on April 8, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster! How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip! Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged bear, blood, buster, chip, critter, eye, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, moofoo, possum, raccoon, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, unicorn, zeeba | 11 Comments

Calendar Of Critters

Posted on February 11, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung! Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu. Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah! About dragons and … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, children, chinese zodiac, critter, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, hung lo, mitzi, mr fox, rainy, sct, shadow, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, uncle sam, zeeba, zodiac | 8 Comments

It’s A Wonderful Shelf

Posted on December 24, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

It’s Christmas Eve. Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself. I drew comics. I made … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged angel, christmas, critter, evil squirrel, fuzzywig, its a wonderful life, mitzi, parody, ricky, shelf, snuggle, theatre, troll | 6 Comments

Special Sauce

Posted on October 1, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

HUNG LO: What’s meaning of this? Someone snuck into kitchen and devoured all of Hung Lo’s special wonton sauce for big Dragon Ball Festival this weekend! Hung Lo will find culprit guilty of this crime and sit on them! SLIDER: … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged bearcat, big scrat, buster, critter, dog, funny, fuzzywig, humor, hung lo, mitzi, mr fox, sauce, secret, shadow, shelf, slider, snuggle, theatre, troll, zac, zeeba | 9 Comments

Dear Crabby

Posted on August 13, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

VAL: Oh boy, my own advice stand! Just what I always fucking wanted. Offering unsolicited advice to all the idiots out there and getting paid for it. This bitch face is going to be anything but resting… Val’s first customer … Continue reading →