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BDAC – 12/11/18

Day 11: Grand Theft Possum NINJA ON A SKATEBOARD: Your money or your life!!!! BUSTER: No!  Please!  Here, take all I have!  Just spare me my…. NINJA ON A SKATEBOARD: Did he really think I was going to take his … Continue reading

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#175 – Not Cool

Photo taken: June 18, 2014 The neighborhood I live in is largely a good one.  At the very least, much better than the area I moved from.  But there’s no place that’s completely safe from hoodlums bending you over and … Continue reading

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Just The Facts, Ma’am

RAINY: Officer!!!  You have to help me!!! SGT. CHIP: (talking with a mouth full of donut crumbs) What seems to be the trouble, ma’am? RAINY: My rain gauge!!!!  Somebody stole it!!! CHIP: Ummmm, OK.  Isn’t that something you can buy … Continue reading

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Real Evil People

I would like to apologize in advance for this post.  Normally, I am counted upon to be the funny one who picks up the spirits of everyone else, and I rarely subject anyone who reads my blog to any of … Continue reading

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