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Bible Adventures

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading

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They Might Be Giants

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/12/18

Day 12: ¡Piñata! TINA: Take THAT!!! BUSTER: Ouch! BEARCAT: Good hit, birthday girl! CAPER: Dafuq kind of cream filling is this? ZEEBA: Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! BUSTER: Why am I (ouch!) getting this sense of (ouch!) deja vu?

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XII

Where to find the juicy parts of this series you may have missed… When we last mercifully left our story, Mitzi Gale was locked in a room by the Wicked Bitch of the Wild Wild West with a timer that … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IX

Where to find links to previous parts of this series… Mitzi Gale, her loyal mutt Fleabag, and her traveling companions the Scarecoon, Straight Man, and The Nutless Bear finally arrive at the gates to The Cubic Zirconia City where they … Continue reading

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