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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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Hard Time

SNUGGLE BEAR: Heeeey there, cutie pie! TINA: (Squeeing like…. well, a little girl) Uncle Snuggie!!!! SNUGGLE: Ready for our big date tonight? TINA: Maybeeeeeee….. you got some candy? SNUGGLE: Dude, I treat all of my ladies right! TINA: Is that … Continue reading

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Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Critter?

SCRATCHY: TINA!!! TINA:  What is it, Aunt Scratchy?  I’m trying to take sexy selfies to post on Instagram! SCRATCHY: What!?  Who taught you how to do that!?!? TINA:  You, Aunt Scratchy!  I learned it from watching YOU!!! SCRATCHY:  Errrr, nevermind.  … Continue reading

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I Missed The Bus

SCRATCHY: TIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!!  Let’s go!  It’s time for school! TINA: Coming, Aunt Scratchy!  I just gotta put my perfume on! SCRATCHY: Aren’t you a little young to be wearing perfume? TINA: Aunt Scratchy!  I gotta have something to cover up the … Continue reading

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