Tag Archives: tina

Alternate History

Posted on March 17, 2023 by evilsquirrel13

TV ANNOUNCER: And now to satisfy our government mandated weekly hour of educational programming, Shelf TV Public Access Channel 69 presents another obtuse episode of I’m Smarter Than You Are, with your pompous host, Shadow the Umbreon! SHADOW: Thank you, … Continue reading →

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 23

Posted on December 23, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

On the twenty-third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-three pieces of candy! TINA: All of this…… for ME!?!?!? SNUGGLE: Only the best for my sweetie!  Now how about we head over to my windowless van and… TINA: … Continue reading →

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All About Me

Posted on November 22, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

♪ ♫ I’m too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts ♪ ♫   SCRATCHY: I hate it when freaks like this clown get up and dance in front of everyone like that! EVIL SQUIRREL: … Continue reading →

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Share Your World – Week 148

Posted on November 4, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

Our SYW intro critter of the week is the adorable little unicornlet Tina.  She’s small, but spunky, and not afraid to let the dangers of the Shelf kill her vibe!  She’s much cooler than even her Aunt Scratchy, and is … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 24

Posted on December 24, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Alright, the sleigh’s loaded up with all this useless shit I had to buy at Mecca because my elves can’t figure out the Chinese pictogram instructions to assemble anything!  Let’s get this road on the show!  The faster I … Continue reading →

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