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Balls Of Fun

I’ve logged some time in the toy department again this year… so the good news for you is that you can expect another fascinating roasting of some of this year’s most fucked up toys coming to The Nest sometime closer … Continue reading

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Mystery Prize

One of the hottest trends in the toy industry this decade has been mini-figure collectibles.  Just as previous generations have wasted hard earned money chasing down baseball cards, Beanie Babies and Matchbox cars of dubious value… the trendy millennial hoarder … Continue reading

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The Island Of Fucked Up Toys

We all know that the true spirit of the holidays is going deep into debt so that we can give everybody who is at least as close to us as a Facebook contact something of material value lest we end … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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Bad Santa

SANTA: HO HO HO!!!  Merry Christm….. oh, fuck it!  I hate this time of year.  Lousy kids wanting to sit on my lap and ask for crappy toys made in China that they’ll lose, break or forget about by New … Continue reading

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