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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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