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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IX

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Where to find links to previous parts of this series… Mitzi Gale, her loyal mutt Fleabag, and her traveling companions the Scarecoon, Straight Man, and The Nutless Bear finally arrive at the gates to The Cubic Zirconia City where they … Continue reading →

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Net Brutality

Posted on June 1, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading →

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The Mother Of All Episodes

Posted on May 11, 2018 by

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading →

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Rhyme Time

Posted on May 4, 2018 by

TINA: Zeeba, you silly goose!  What are you doing? ZEEBA: I’m getting piggyback rides! BEARCAT: Don’t you dare cut in line!  I’m next! TINA: You need to get off of there!  Your Mommy’s making him for breakfast in the morning! … Continue reading →

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There Goes The Neighborhood

Posted on April 27, 2018 by

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading →

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