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The Chamber Of Tortures

Posted on June 11, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so. But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading →

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The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls? Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time. Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost. I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy! This is a very hallowed occasion! Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 17

Posted on December 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: You know what I love best about living at the North Pole, Seymour? SEYMOUR: The scenic winter wonderland of the arctic? SANTA: No, you dipshit! SANTA: The North Poledancers! SEYMOUR: Santa, why am I getting this strange sensation inside … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 3

Posted on December 3, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Seymour! I’m heading to the john to “deliver a load of coal down the chimney” and read another letter. If anyone disturbs me, I’ll dump itching powder in your tights! SEYMOUR: Like you did last week after I let … Continue reading →