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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 172

It was on April 21, 1782 that a city named Rattanakosin was officially founded with the erection of the traditional city pillars.  What’s so interesting about that to warrant its inclusion for my SYW This Day in History series?  That … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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