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Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 17

Posted on December 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: You know what I love best about living at the North Pole, Seymour? SEYMOUR: The scenic winter wonderland of the arctic? SANTA: No, you dipshit! SANTA: The North Poledancers! SEYMOUR: Santa, why am I getting this strange sensation inside … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 3

Posted on December 3, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Seymour!  I’m heading to the john to “deliver a load of coal down the chimney” and read another letter.  If anyone disturbs me, I’ll dump itching powder in your tights! SEYMOUR: Like you did last week after I let … Continue reading →

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading →

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SCIENCE!

Posted on July 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading →

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