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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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A Doggone Shame

FUZZYWIG: Wellllllll….. would you look at the time!  I thought I heard the good stuff calling my name!  It’s time for this fellow to go mellow yellow… Being the stoner critter that he is, Fuzzywig seeks out his daily dose … Continue reading

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The Squirrel Upstairs

SNUGGLE: Awesome!  The script for this week’s Shelf Critter Theatre episode is here!  I’m sure I have the biggest part… RAINY: I do hope I get to spray someone new this week… I’ve been saving up a truly nasty one … Continue reading

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