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It’s A Wonderful Shelf

It’s Christmas Eve.  Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself.  I drew comics.  I made … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 20

On the twentieth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty years of servi…. servitude! EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, congratulations for your 20 years of dedicated service cleaning the shitters here at Evil Squirrel’s Nest!  Please accept this token of … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall! CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall? SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 12

On the twelfth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twelve bummers bumming! TROLL: Excuse me sir, but at this joyous time could you spare a dollar for a poor, unfortunate critter down on his luck? CHIP: You don’t … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 4

On the fourth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Four calling frauds! TROLL: …yes and my routing number is 8675309.  Yeah, just like the song! BUB: Did you just give out your checking account information over the phone? … Continue reading

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