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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Meet The Ponies

Welcome to another soggy Thursday here at Nest HQ!  While I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain… I may as well make the best of it and give you the lowdown scoop on another scandalous Shelf critter.  Or … Continue reading

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Imagination At Work

APPLEJACK: Howdy, y’all! SCRATCHY: Well, this is weird! TWILIGHT: Why?  Because we’re talking pony toys? SCRATCHY: No, because the four of us are never together anymore like we used to be! LUNA: I remember those days… sarcastically mocking anything that … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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