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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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Called On The Carpet

TWILIGHT: Good evening everyone out there in Blogland!  I’m Twilight alongside crack fashion and verbal diarrhea expert Applejack… and this is the 2017 Golden Squirrels Red Carpet Show! AJ: Howdy, y’all!  Can we talk? TWILIGHT: Maybe later, AJ.  The biggest … Continue reading

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I Missed The Bus

SCRATCHY: TIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!!  Let’s go!  It’s time for school! TINA: Coming, Aunt Scratchy!  I just gotta put my perfume on! SCRATCHY: Aren’t you a little young to be wearing perfume? TINA: Aunt Scratchy!  I gotta have something to cover up the … Continue reading

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