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The Jenius

Posted on April 26, 2019 by

TROLL: Oooh!  Turn on Channel 69!  Hurry! FUZZYWIG: No way.  It’s 4:20, so it’s time for H.R. Pufnstuf! SNUGGLE: Dude!  That show hasn’t been on the air for 40 years! FUZZYWIG: It hasn’t?  Hmmmm, I guess those were flashbacks and … Continue reading →

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Enter The Dragon

Posted on March 15, 2019 by

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading →

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

Posted on February 15, 2019 by

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading →

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Lowering The Bar

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading →

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

Posted on December 28, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading →

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