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BDAC – 12/6/18

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Day 6: Well, That Sucks SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow? SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not … Continue reading →

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part X

Posted on September 21, 2018 by

Where to find links to past episodes of The Gizzard… When we last left Mitzi Gale and her friends, they finally made it to the chambers of the Gizzard of Blahs, only to be thwarted by a stubborn guard Troll … Continue reading →

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

Posted on July 20, 2018 by

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading →

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Net Brutality

Posted on June 1, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading →

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The Mother Of All Episodes

Posted on May 11, 2018 by

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading →

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