Tag Archives: umbreon

Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

BDAC – 12/6/18

Day 6: Well, That Sucks SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow? SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not … Continue reading

Posted in Buster Death Advent Calendar | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments