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Hocus Pocus

Posted on December 13, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Is there something we can help you with, Sam? UNCLE SAM: That’s “Mr. President” to you, son! And there damn well is something you can do for me! SCRATCHY: I may be uber cool, but I can’t do … Continue reading →

Posted in SCT Request Countdown | Tagged 1982, america, countdown, music, request, sct, shadow, umbreon, you can do magic | 9 Comments

An Uncompensated Endorsement

Posted on February 26, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged contest of whatever, dos equis, reminder, shadow, the most interesting man in the world, umbreon | 24 Comments

Letters To Santa – Day 7

Posted on December 7, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: What in the twelve days of Christmas is going on!?!? I know it can get foggy up here when all this arctic ice is melting, but I can’t see my beard in front of my own face in my … Continue reading →

Posted in Advent Calendars | Tagged christmas, duct tape, elf, fog, gift, shadow, tree, umbreon | 21 Comments

Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber! Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading →