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An Oscar Worthy Performance

Posted on February 15, 2019 by

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading →

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Lowering The Bar

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading →

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

Posted on December 28, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading →

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BDAC – 12/6/18

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Day 6: Well, That Sucks SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow? SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not … Continue reading →

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part X

Posted on September 21, 2018 by

Where to find links to past episodes of The Gizzard… When we last left Mitzi Gale and her friends, they finally made it to the chambers of the Gizzard of Blahs, only to be thwarted by a stubborn guard Troll … Continue reading →

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