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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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The Mother Of All Episodes

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading

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Meet Shadow

It’s time to go to the principal’s office and pull out the permanent record of another one of The Nest’s Friday miscreants, as we get up close and personal with the Shelf critters.  This week we’re going to delve into … Continue reading

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Imagination At Work

APPLEJACK: Howdy, y’all! SCRATCHY: Well, this is weird! TWILIGHT: Why?  Because we’re talking pony toys? SCRATCHY: No, because the four of us are never together anymore like we used to be! LUNA: I remember those days… sarcastically mocking anything that … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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