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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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U Is For…

It’s time for Maria to take another letter, as Tuesday means The Nest is ready to photobomb you with more letter perfect pictures for my Photography A to Z challenge!  We’re starting to get into those really crazy letters at … Continue reading

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I’m The Pied Piper

It was just another typical day in Shelfelin… as in to say, things were fucked up beyond belief… CHIP: Hey!  Untie me you horned heathen!  I am NOT into bondage! SCRAT: Gimme back my acorn!!!  I spent five hours searching … Continue reading

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Square Pegs

CHIP SQUIRREL: Hello out there TV land, and welcome to everyone’s favorite game show, The Shelf Critter Squares!  Our two carefully selected, pre-screened contestants will be competing for fabulous prizes while hobnobbing with some of our most famous residents.  Let’s … Continue reading

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Just The Facts, Ma’am

RAINY: Officer!!!  You have to help me!!! SGT. CHIP: (talking with a mouth full of donut crumbs) What seems to be the trouble, ma’am? RAINY: My rain gauge!!!!  Somebody stole it!!! CHIP: Ummmm, OK.  Isn’t that something you can buy … Continue reading

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