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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 3

The Nest is counting down the days until Christmas with its unique blend of both cute and utterly fucked up.  It’s time to take down the next number in our Shelf Critter Advent Calendar for 2019!  Let’s see who’s on … Continue reading

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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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To The Moon

EVIL SQUIRREL: Are you about done typing that script up for this week’s Good Friday episode, numbnuts? TROLL: You mean the one where Buster gets nailed up on the cross?  Uhhhh, not yet sir. ES: How much more is left? … Continue reading

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Tax Day

UNCLE SAM: Damn the torpedoes!  The Shelf’s treasury is down to its last million bucks.  Looks like it’s time for me to put my vast executive powers to good use and collect some more taxes!  Not too much…. just enough … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/7/18

Day 7: The Chair! UNCLE SAM: Any last words before we flip the switch, Buster? BUSTER: Yes!  I only came down to the courthouse to pay off my parking ticket.  There must have been some mistake that got me sent … Continue reading

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