Tag Archives: uncle sam

Boomsday

Posted on July 1, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!! Troll! Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged critter, death, fireworks, funny, fuzzywig, humor, hung lo, independence day, july 4, rainy, shelf, snuggle, theatre, troll, uncle sam | 11 Comments

Calendar Of Critters

Posted on February 11, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung! Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu. Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah! About dragons and … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, children, chinese zodiac, critter, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, hung lo, mitzi, mr fox, rainy, sct, shadow, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, uncle sam, zeeba, zodiac | 8 Comments

Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost. I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy! This is a very hallowed occasion! Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, chip, critter, fox, funny, fuzzywig, humor, inauguration, mitzi, nuclear, president, rainy, scratchy, shelf, theatre, troll, uncle sam | 10 Comments

Letters To Santa – Day 6

Posted on December 6, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SEYMOUR: Santa! What’s that awful sound being piped through the speakers? SANTA: That, my friend, is what I call real music! I swapped out Mrs. Claus’ shitty ass record full of Christmas songs with my country and western mix tape! … Continue reading →