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BDAC – 12/7/18

Day 7: The Chair! UNCLE SAM: Any last words before we flip the switch, Buster? BUSTER: Yes!  I only came down to the courthouse to pay off my parking ticket.  There must have been some mistake that got me sent … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Meet Uncle Sam

Happy Thursday to you all, and welcome to another scintillating edition of Meet the Critters, where The Nest exposes all the warts about your favorite inanimate Friday actors!  We have a VIP under the microscope today, the Shelf’s least favorite … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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