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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Meet Uncle Sam

Happy Thursday to you all, and welcome to another scintillating edition of Meet the Critters, where The Nest exposes all the warts about your favorite inanimate Friday actors!  We have a VIP under the microscope today, the Shelf’s least favorite … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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U Is For…

It’s time for Maria to take another letter, as Tuesday means The Nest is ready to photobomb you with more letter perfect pictures for my Photography A to Z challenge!  We’re starting to get into those really crazy letters at … Continue reading

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