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To The Moon

EVIL SQUIRREL: Are you about done typing that script up for this week’s Good Friday episode, numbnuts? TROLL: You mean the one where Buster gets nailed up on the cross?  Uhhhh, not yet sir. ES: How much more is left? … Continue reading

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Tax Day

UNCLE SAM: Damn the torpedoes!  The Shelf’s treasury is down to its last million bucks.  Looks like it’s time for me to put my vast executive powers to good use and collect some more taxes!  Not too much…. just enough … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/7/18

Day 7: The Chair! UNCLE SAM: Any last words before we flip the switch, Buster? BUSTER: Yes!  I only came down to the courthouse to pay off my parking ticket.  There must have been some mistake that got me sent … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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