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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 141

Yeah, it’s only Wednesday, but I have lots of time and the Randomator was being stupid… so let’s share our world a day early.  And that means another critter to feature… and I’m sure you’d all consider politicians to be … Continue reading

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Meet The New Boss

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 6

SEYMOUR: Santa!  What’s that awful sound being piped through the speakers? SANTA: That, my friend, is what I call real music!  I swapped out Mrs. Claus’ shitty ass record full of Christmas songs with my country and western mix tape! … Continue reading

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