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All About Me

♪ ♫ I’m too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts ♪ ♫   SCRATCHY: I hate it when freaks like this clown get up and dance in front of everyone like that! EVIL SQUIRREL: … Continue reading

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20th Century Fox

EVIL SQUIRREL: So Scratchy, what made you want to become a deejay? SCRATCHY: I don’t know…. maybe the musical note tattooed to my flank, or the fact that my parents named me Scratchy. ES: Your real name’s actually Scratchy? SCRATCHY: … Continue reading

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Colors Of The Night

♪ ♫ You take it on faith You take it to the heart The waaaaaaaaaiting is the hardest part! ♪ ♫ SCRATCHY: (Singing over the chorus) Ned Beaaaaaaaaatty had the hardest part! SCRATCHY: (Removing the needle from Tom Petty) Well, … Continue reading

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Weekend Threesome – 9/19/21

Here’s three more short bits from The Nest to go with your Sunday morning coffee… handpicked by Evil Squirrel. My 8 year old camera has been showing its age for a while, but when the latch holding the batteries inside … Continue reading

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Dear Crabby

VAL: Oh boy, my own advice stand!  Just what I always fucking wanted.  Offering unsolicited advice to all the idiots out there and getting paid for it.  This bitch face is going to be anything but resting… Val’s first customer … Continue reading

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