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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 7

Every Tuesday, The Nest goes the extra mile to share more than just our STD’s… it’s time to answer Melanie’s Share Your World prompt for this week!  Please be sure to salute the pretty logo… If you didn’t have to … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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