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Colors Of The Night

♪ ♫ You take it on faith You take it to the heart The waaaaaaaaaiting is the hardest part! ♪ ♫ SCRATCHY: (Singing over the chorus) Ned Beaaaaaaaaatty had the hardest part! SCRATCHY: (Removing the needle from Tom Petty) Well, … Continue reading

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Weekend Threesome – 9/19/21

Here’s three more short bits from The Nest to go with your Sunday morning coffee… handpicked by Evil Squirrel. My 8 year old camera has been showing its age for a while, but when the latch holding the batteries inside … Continue reading

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Dear Crabby

VAL: Oh boy, my own advice stand!  Just what I always fucking wanted.  Offering unsolicited advice to all the idiots out there and getting paid for it.  This bitch face is going to be anything but resting… Val’s first customer … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 15

SANTA: Who in the hell found this shitty ass Christmas tree that’s making my cabin look like a dump? SEYMOUR: I think the tree looks beautiful, Santa!  Someone tried really hard to set up the festive atmosphere with this… SANTA: … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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