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Give A Little Bit

As those of you who read my Shelf Critter Theatre contributions are aware, Mitzi has a couple of eggs in tow that she somehow laid last month.  While everyone’s favorite flighty and flirty bimbocorn is trying to learn the basics … Continue reading

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Mitzi Baby

CHIP: Isn’t this just the most wonderful time of the year, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Ehhhhhhhh, it comes in a close second to April 20th. CHIP: You know what would really make the season just a little bit brighter?  Some cheery holiday … Continue reading

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The Island Of Fucked Up Toys

We all know that the true spirit of the holidays is going deep into debt so that we can give everybody who is at least as close to us as a Facebook contact something of material value lest we end … Continue reading

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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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