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Letters To Santa – Day 15

SANTA: Who in the hell found this shitty ass Christmas tree that’s making my cabin look like a dump? SEYMOUR: I think the tree looks beautiful, Santa!  Someone tried really hard to set up the festive atmosphere with this… SANTA: … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading

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SCIENCE!

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading

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Flower Power

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit!  A flower’s growing on the stage!  The boss will … Continue reading

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