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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/18/18

Day 18: With A Smile On His Face… MITZI: Enjoying the ride, possie wossie? MITZI: Evil Squirrely Whirly, like, asked Mitzi how she would kill Buster, and I totally said I’d pornicate him to death! MITZI: So we’ve, like, been … Continue reading

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