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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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Byte Me

Are you ready to have your mind blown by utter and complete creative chaos?  That’s good, because it’s Wednesday, and it’s time for The Nest to leave our content up to the fates as we roll the virtual dice on … Continue reading

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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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Here Come Da Judges

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 7

Every Tuesday, The Nest goes the extra mile to share more than just our STD’s… it’s time to answer Melanie’s Share Your World prompt for this week!  Please be sure to salute the pretty logo… If you didn’t have to … Continue reading

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