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Son Of A…

EVIL SQUIRREL: So Scratchy, are you ready for the big countdown finale celebration? SCRATCHY: You should be more concerned with that sparkly butterfly attacking your neck. ES: This is my super snazzy bowtie! SCRATCHY: If that thing starts spinning, I’m … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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Dear Crabby

VAL: Oh boy, my own advice stand!  Just what I always fucking wanted.  Offering unsolicited advice to all the idiots out there and getting paid for it.  This bitch face is going to be anything but resting… Val’s first customer … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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Byte Me

Are you ready to have your mind blown by utter and complete creative chaos?  That’s good, because it’s Wednesday, and it’s time for The Nest to leave our content up to the fates as we roll the virtual dice on … Continue reading

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