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Astrologer To The Critters

Posted on May 10, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading →

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Here Come Da Judges

Posted on March 1, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading →

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Share Your World – Week 7

Posted on February 19, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

Every Tuesday, The Nest goes the extra mile to share more than just our STD’s… it’s time to answer Melanie’s Share Your World prompt for this week!  Please be sure to salute the pretty logo… If you didn’t have to … Continue reading →

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

Posted on February 15, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading →

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