Tag Archives: zeeba

The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 19

SANTA: You look like you’ve wandered WAAAAAAY out of your territory. SLIDER: My name is Slider, and the entire Shelf is my territory.  I’m a critter rights inspector for the United Shelves, and I’m here to investigate claims that you’re … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 10

SANTA: Dafuq is he doing? SEYMOUR: He’s charging his nose, sir!  You don’t think his battery just runs forever, do you? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (At 69% charge) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: You’ve got to be shitting me!  And where is … Continue reading

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Crank Callers

When the spirit so moves us on Wednesdays, The Nest likes to find its inspiration in the most unlikely of places… with a little help from you, Google, and a program that draws numbers out of its ass a hat.  … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 95

For this year’s Squirrel O’Lantern, I decided to take my inspiration from the Shelf critter who’d most enjoy the theme of Halloween.  Everyone (and by everyone, I mean Draliman and a few other demented folks) loves Zeeba and her fascination … Continue reading

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