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The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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First Blood

If you aren’t particularly into The Nest’s zany universe of Shelf Critter Theatre, then this post probably isn’t for you.  Go ahead and read something else if it’s not your thing! As someone with an overactive imagination and rather weird … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 19

SANTA: You look like you’ve wandered WAAAAAAY out of your territory. SLIDER: My name is Slider, and the entire Shelf is my territory.  I’m a critter rights inspector for the United Shelves, and I’m here to investigate claims that you’re … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 10

SANTA: Dafuq is he doing? SEYMOUR: He’s charging his nose, sir!  You don’t think his battery just runs forever, do you? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (At 69% charge) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: You’ve got to be shitting me!  And where is … Continue reading

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