A Squirrelly Riddle

Posted on April 13, 2013 by

Question:  Why did the Saturday Squirrel cross the road?

squirrel road

The joke’s on me!

Answers:sqturday squirrel logo

Because the arboreal bridge was out?

Because the possum dared him to?

To get to the mangy side?

Because he was nuts?

Because it was the chicken’s day off?

must think of a good punch line...

must think of a good punch line…

How would you answer this riddle?

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23 Responses to A Squirrelly Riddle

  1. Squirrel Picnic says:
    April 13, 2013 at 8:07 am

    He was playing Frogger.

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  2. merbear74 says:
    April 13, 2013 at 8:23 am

    To get to his stash of cashews?

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  3. pantherbutts says:
    April 13, 2013 at 9:28 am

    chased by a wolfpack from north carolina … squirrel’s a VCU fan …

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  4. fransiweinstein says:
    April 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    To get away from his wife.

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  5. jennsmidlifecrisis says:
    April 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    To turn off the electrified trap so his friends could break into the crazy lady’s house and steal all the food to feed a hungry bear…Funny, that sounds like a plot for a movie…

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  6. therealvixen says:
    April 14, 2013 at 5:03 am

    Someone stole his bike.

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  7. Sparky Spitfire says:
    April 14, 2013 at 9:54 am

    because the North Korean missles can’t make it that far…
    (sorry – I admit to stealing this from someone else on the interwebs, but still, funny…)

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  8. Sparky Spitfire says:
    April 14, 2013 at 10:04 am

    also, dear ES, Sparky just feels AWFUL ’bout making you cry and all in her last post, so we have an olive branch of sorts (ackshully, more like a rolled up newspaper…here, hold still for just a sec…BAM! dang, you move fast…) any way, the Washington Post has published it’s yearly Squirrel Week stories – here’s the linkie of one article for you: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/into-the-mouths-of-babes–squirrel-babes-that-is/2013/04/07/2bcf442e-9d98-11e2-9a79-eb5280c81c63_story.html
    Enjoy!
    also – the WaPo bloggie “The Fold” has this brilliant project for you:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/video/thefold/squirrel-week-2013-squirrels-take-the-darndest-pictures/2013/04/09/ac02b8fc-a14d-11e2-9c03-6952ff305f35_video.html

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    • evilsquirrel13 says:
      April 14, 2013 at 10:34 am

      Awwww, Sparky! You shoudn’t have! I know of Squirrel Appreciation Day and Squirrel Awareness Month, but I had not heard of Squirrel Week until I saw the post about it on Squirrel PIcnic’s blog. I wish I would have known beforehand, because I would have made my own tribute. I will be prepared next year! Thanks for thinking of me in a non-edible way! xo

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  9. gentlestitches says:
    April 14, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    Thank you for providing the entertainment for the long ride back from Moama. Here are our answers.
    *To get away from the squirrel lady from “Rat Race”.
    *Because he saw Kathy Bates coming toward him with a sack.
    *because he was in the chickens pocket.
    *Love.
    *because he saw his girlfriend.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfmZSiFlgKU

    Primrose (10 yrs) asked “what do you get if you have the best answer?”
    Shane (12) replied. “bragging rights” Thanks for the hilarious (and cheap) entertainment. :)

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  10. Kim Collins Gilby says:
    April 15, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    To get to the pigladillo, of course! ;)

    Reply
  11. Kira Lyn Blue says:
    May 9, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    To hit on the hot squirrel girl in the tree across the street and then chase her around the trunk for fifteen minutes.

    Reply

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