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Winter Fluff

A fluffy winter snow squirrel for this week’s Saturday Squirrel… because there isn’t much cuter than fluffy winter snow squirrels. Brrrrrr!!! Have a great weekend everyone! Advertisements

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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High Alert

Hey there pretty squirrel!  Hold still while I take your picture for my blog!  I do hope you don’t mind if…. Hey!  Where are you going?  You’re not afraid of a little worldwide exposure, are you?  Come on, you look … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Shadow Dancing

So if the squirrel comes out of its nest today and sees its shadow, what does that mean?  Six more weeks of temperatures in the negative integers?  Perhaps the early Spring the weather is now about-facing into this weekend?  Does … Continue reading

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