The Sandy Awards

sandy award presentation

On January 1st every year, The Nest looks back on all of the hilarious, bizarre, and just plain fucked up search terms that brought internet users to my humble blog.  Admit it, they are the most entertaining part of your Stats page!  The very worst best of these search strings get to be featured at our annual Sandy Awards, which were named after my original grey squirrel girl character who just happens to share a name with a more popular cartoon rodent.  Thanks to Sandy, a lot of wholesome peeps searching out Spongebob porn wound up sidetracked to The Nest back in our early days, thus why these prestigious awards bear her name.

The Sandys were one of our most anticipated events of the year on Evil Squirrel’s Nest!  Unfortunately, as search terms registering on my stats page reached almost zero as more and more encryption was used to “protect” search engine users, it was inevitable that this fun series was going to have to come to an end, and that end came in 2021.  Since that coincided with my blog’s tenth anniversary, I put together a very special All Time Sandy Awards tribute in early 2022, exploring the best search terms ever in ten different categories.

Below you can find links to all nine annual Sandy Award presentations, as well as each part in my 2022 All Time Sandy Awards tribute!

The 2012 Sandy Awards

The 2013 Sandy Awards

The 2014 Sandy Awards

The 2015 Sandy Awards

The 2016 Sandy Awards

The 2017 Sandy Awards

The 2018 Sandy Awards

The 2019 Sandy Awards

The 2020 Sandy Awards

All Time Sandy Awards:



Spelling and Grammar Fail!

Bad Mental Image!


The Zodiac!

Just Plain Wrong!




The Winners!

And more to come….

A winner is YOU!


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